diff --git a/web/root/error/404.html b/web/root/error/404.html index 26686042978b8525c9391b4bca124470f782e3c0..2cf7fab9c338351c08641958bd30e4ec00acdcb2 100644 --- a/web/root/error/404.html +++ b/web/root/error/404.html @@ -2,144 +2,7 @@ <head> <!-- $Id$ --> <title>404 File not found!</title> -<style> -body { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; color: #000000} -td { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; color: #000000} -p { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; color: #000000} -li { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; color: #000000} -h1 { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bolder; color: #999999} -a, a:active, a:visited, a:link { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; color:#0000CC} -a:hover { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; font-weight: normal; 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