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xtrn/lord/badsay.txt

+** # of Lamentings for a player who is killed in a user battle. LORD 3.0 **
+17
+"Oh man!  I didn't think you had it in you, `e,"`n  `g exclaims.
+"Damn, Damn, Damn!," `g roars in frusteration.
+"Geez!  I don't believe this! Last time I attack you, `e!,"`n  `g lements.
+"I must not be as studly as I thought...!," `g concedes.
+"You got lucky, `e.  You know you did!," `g declares.
+"I'm having a very bad day...," `g moans.
+"Somebody tell me this is a dream...," `g groans.
+"Um..`e old pal...Since when were you stronger then me?,"`n  `g inquires.
+"LIFE IS *NOT* FAIR!," yowls `g in agony.
+"YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR FIRSTBORN, `e," utters `g.
+"I'll tell everyone you wear a girdle, `e!," reveals `g.
+`e laughs.  "I don't think you will be attacking me again, pal."
+`e smiles.  "You are too slow.  You are too stupid."
+`g sobs uncontrollably.
+"Ack!  I'm humiliated in front of all!," explaims `g.
+"Why do I even try?  Why did I get up today?," `g wonders aloud.
+"Haw! Haw!  I told you to run!," laughs `e.

xtrn/lord/bar.txt

+  `%Seth Able:
+  `0Sorry Violet... Uh...My throat is too dry. 
+  `%Violet:
+  `0No it's not!  You hate me!  Why?  Am I not beautiful?!
+  `%Seth Able:
+  `0Yes...You are very pretty.  But I don't like you in that way.
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Why not?!!  She is a babe!  Violet...How 'bout me, honey?
+  `%Violet:
+  `0No way!  You're a pig!
+  `%Seth Able:
+  `0I don't know Barak...  I just have not met the right girl yet.
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Violet...If it's the beard, I'll shave it!  Seth...Your crazy.
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0There are some new warriors in town, Seth...Maybe some women even.
+  `%`@D`4e`@u`4c`@e:
+  `2`!Heck of a conversation in here guys!

xtrn/lord/dstart.lrd

+  `%Chance:
+  `0Pull up a chair, friends.            
+  `%Barak:        
+  `0Ok - These chairs are light...Maybe it just seems so because I'm strong.
+  `%Aragorn:
+  `0I really doubt that...                                       
+  `%Barak:  
+  `0I could juggle these chairs I'm such a stud!            
+  `%Aragorn:
+  `0Chance, did you forget to give Barak his medicine?                     
+  `%Chance:
+  `0Whups.  I'll slip it in his ale...                                  
+  `%Aragorn:   
+  `0Why don't you move this pub to town?  More business there.
+  `%Chance:
+  `0Nah, I don't like towns.  Even though I do like that Violet girl...    
+  `%Barak:
+  `0She's mine I say!  All mine!                         

xtrn/lord/flooks.txt

+is the ugliest person in the realm. Easily.
+is a cow - Not even a good looking one.
+needs a wizard to fix that ugly mug!
+is so ugly she makes The Old Woman look good!
+has breasts that sag hugely.
+is so dumb, she doesn't know how dumb she is.
+isn't what you would call good, or even ok looking.
+reminds me of a cabbage.
+gives new meaning to the word 'dingleberry'.
+needs to learn the meaning of 'showering'.
+scares small children with her face!
+doesn't make it easy to tell her gender.
+doesn't have very proud parents.
+is a little on the hefty side. (Moo)
+isn't what you would call 'pretty'...
+isn't a cow, but she ain't that great either.
+is better then other women out there.  A few anyway.
+should be the birthcontrol spokesperson.
+is ok..If you don't care about outward appearances.
+is ok, except her left eye is always looking at her right.
+is alright looking...After ten mugs of ale.
+makes Roseanne seem thin.
+has a nice face - but her body is of ten year old boy!
+is a nice girl.  But only girl
+doesn't seem to possess a thing called breasts.
+doesn't seem to like to comb her hair.
+is only one step away from good looking..But a long one.
+seems to ALWAYS smell funky.
+wouldn't look that bad, if she washed.
+always smells like Seths cologne!
+is very average looking.  Not bad at all.
+is fine except for that huge nose!
+is a pretty girl, but with no heart.
+is fine, but she wears a jockstrap.
+is fairly cute, but her hair is too short.
+is definatly above average - but only just.
+has an honest face.  But does that mean she's honest?
+is a man killer.  Literally.
+face doesn't hurt the eyes, but she is no Violet!
+has a great body, but a bad complexion.
+looks good - but seems a little superficial.
+is rather attractive.. Not at all ugly.
+is a very suitable woman..
+seems to use deodorant, a definite plus.
+is very sweet.  In her own way.
+is definitley a good catch.
+is nice in body and spirit.
+would make a good mother.
+seems to have a lot going for her.
+likes to help the elderly, very decent of her.
+is a very good woman - been through a lot.
+is very secure and sure of herself.
+has an irresistable lopsided grin.
+has more curves then a circle!
+looks like Shannen Doherty!
+has very large er, tracts of land.
+has a voice like a trickling stream.
+has a huge amount of honor.
+has many virtues, including not nagging!
+is smart enough to watch 90210!
+always seems to smell like a rose.
+is a real woman!  A knocka knocka knockout!
+looks like a blond, yet is smart.
+looks so good, she should be in a rag mag!
+could make a eunuch grow a tree!
+rocks the world with every blow.
+is sweet package of trusting beauty.
+is a blue jean baby queen.
+would give her life for her love.
+can supposedly please a man all night.
+makes the Olson Twins look like schoolgirls!
+makes Kim Basinger look plain!
+is like a medieval Cindy Crawford!
+has lots of men chasing her.
+is grade A female - With nice mellons!
+is too sexy for her hat.  What do you think of that?
+is note a fake, she is for real.
+is so pretty, she would make a tree hard.
+makes men quiver at the slightest touch.
+dances better then anyone in the village!
+has a sexier accent then By¢rk almost!
+makes Jennie Garth look homely!
+commands love by just walking by.
+has a better sense of humor than Tim Allen.
+does NOT shop at the goodwill..A very good syne.
+would look wonderful no matter what clothes she wore.
+is very nearly the perfect looking woman.
+is an absolute dream!
+looks a bit like Shirly Temple - (When she looked good)
+makes men tingle like when they climbed the rope in..
+has a better top ten list then David Letterman!
+has a smile more beautiful then the sunrise.
+is so good looking she makes people varclempht!
+must have been modeled after a model.
+makes men go insane!  So hot!
+is truly a work of art.
+is as good looking as Violet!
+makes mens chemicals boil!
+will still be there in the morning!
+is the IT.  There is no one better looking.
+has a fantastic body, and soul to match.

xtrn/lord/goodsay.txt

+** # of lamentings for when a player WINS a user battle. **
+38
+"I wasn't ready!," `e screams.
+"How dare you presume to strike ME, `g,"`n  `e screams.
+"This means WAR!," `e shouts savagely.
+"Ack!  What a jealous person you've become, `g!,`n  `e cries.
+"You have NO right to that, `g!," `e whines.
+"And don't you EVER come 'round here again!," `g warns.
+"YESSS!  My luck has finally changed!," `g yells.
+"The Gods have deserted me!!," `e insists.
+"Yeow!  My sword is hot today!," `g states.
+"Your nothing but an overgrown catfish, `g," admonishes`n  `e.
+"The only reason you won was because I wasn't feeling well!," whines `n  `e.
+"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, I'M GOOD!," cries `g in delight.
+"You will have no children!," curses `e with relish.
+"Oh don't get a big head, `g!  You suck!," taunts `e.
+"Oh man..I should've stayed in bed today...," moans `e.
+"I don't usually swear...but...TORAKS TOOTH!," swears `e.
+"If I ever see you in this town again, I'll whup ya again!,"`n  laughs `g.
+"I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body, `e,"`n  laughs `g.
+"Holy Moly!  You're such an ass!," shrieks `e.
+"Next time `e, try a thing called putting up a fight, eh,"`n  `g says seriously.
+"Defeat me, will ya?  I have friends in this world!," squeals `e.
+"If you were a fruit, you would be a crab-apple!, `g!,"`n  `e mutters.
+"At least I have honor, something you cannot say, `g,"`n  `e rebukes.
+"I wish I'd never been born!," rants `e.
+`g laughs.
+`g kicks `e one more time for good measure.
+`e sobs uncontrollably.
+`e cries bitterly.  "I thought you were my friend!"
+`e cries bitterly.  "I don't know how, but you cheated!"
+"You're a loser.  You will always be a loser," `g informs `e.
+"Oh fine...Just destroy my life please!," `e says tearfully.
+"Oh my God!  I'm covered in blood!," gasps `e.
+"My goodness.  I do believe I'm dead." `e realizes.
+`g does a little dance over `e's grave.
+`e's scream as he falls is heard all over the realm.
+`g sticks `e's head on a stick for all to see.
+`e's ashen white face is mud splattered.
+"Beware, DRAGON!  For you are next," `g promises.

xtrn/lord/mlooks.txt

+is the ugliest person in the realm. Easily.
+looks like a fresh piece of troll dung.
+needs a wizard to fix that ugly mug!
+is so ugly he makes Barak look good!
+has arms are made of noodles.
+is so dumb, he doesn't know how dumb he is.
+isn't what you would call good, or even ok looking.
+reminds me of a cabbage.
+gives new meaning to the word 'dingleberry'.
+needs to learn the meaning of 'showering'.
+scares small children with his face!
+isn't the ugliest mother, but he looks like a woman.
+doesn't have very proud parents.
+makes women give up on the male race.
+isn't what you would call 'handsome'...
+isn't troll dung, but he ain't that great either.
+is better then other fellows out there.  A few anyway.
+should be the birthcontrol spokesperson.
+is ok..If you don't care about outward appearances.
+is ok, except his left eye is always looking at his right.
+is alright looking...After 1 mugs of ale.
+makes halder seem ultra cool.
+has a nice face - but his body is of an Old Woman!
+is a nice boy.  But only a boy
+wouldn't be so bad if his breasts didn't sag like an Old Womans!
+must be a level one boy, he's so weak.
+is only one step away from good looking..But a long one.
+screams like a woman when he is scared!
+drinks milk at the Inn!
+always smells like Violet's perfume!
+is very average looking.  Not bad at all.
+is fine except for that huge nose!
+is a pretty boy, but with no heart.
+is fine, but he wears lipstick.
+is fairly strapping, but his hair is SOOO long!
+is definatly above average - but only just.
+has an honest face.  But does that mean he's honest?
+is a lady killer.  Literally.
+face doesn't hurt the eyes, but he is no Seth Able!
+has a great body, but a bad complexion.
+looks good - but seems a little superficial.
+is rather attractive.. Not at all ugly.
+is a very suitable suitor..
+seems to use deodorant, a definate plus.
+is very sweet.  In his own way.
+is definitley a good catch.
+is nice in body and spirit.
+would make a good father.
+seems to have a lot going for him.
+likes to help the elderly, very decent of him.
+is a very good man - been through a lot.
+is very secure and sure of himself.
+has an irresistable lopsided grin.
+has a beautiful body.
+is a wonderful warrior.
+is a hero, a very good man to have around.
+has mighty pecks!
+has a huge amount of honor.
+has many virtues, including putting the lid down.
+is smart enough to run if he has to.
+can quaff more liquor an an hour then anyone!
+is a real man.  A knocka knocka knockout!
+is quite a nice chuck of meat.
+has features chiseled in stone.
+has muscles hard as rock - yet a sensitive side.
+rocks the world with every blow.
+is a noble individual.
+can drink a river and not burst.  Yes it's true.
+would give his life for his love.
+can supposedly please a woman all night.
+makes the Baldwin brothers look like schoolboys.
+makes Stallone look like he needs to workout.
+is like a medieval Fabio!
+has lots of women chasing him.
+is grade A male - With a nice T-Bone!
+is too sexy for his hat.  What do you think of that?
+is note a fake, he is for real.
+is so muscular, his breast are larger then most womens!
+makes women quiver at the slightest touch.
+dances better then anyone in the village!
+has a sexier accent then By¢rk almost!
+makes Jason Priestly look homely!
+sings nearly as good as Seth Able.
+has a better sense of humor than Tim Allen.
+does NOT shop at the goodwill..A very good syne.
+would look handsome no matter what clothes he wore.
+is very nearly the perfect looking man.
+is an absolute dream!
+looks a bit like Elvis - (When he looked good)
+could lift a house if he had to!
+has a better top ten list then David Letterman!
+has a smile like butter!
+is so good looking he makes people varclempht!
+must have been modeled after Hurcules!
+makes women go insane!  So hot!
+is truly a work of art.
+is as good looking as Seth Able!
+makes womens chemicals boil!
+will hold a woman afterwords!
+is the IT.  There is no one better looking.
+has a God Like body, and soul to match.
+

xtrn/lord/start1.lrd

+  `%Halder:
+  `0Why are the children missing?
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0I say the dragons been gettin 'em!
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Thats garbage!  The Red Dragon hasn't been seen in years..
+  `%Violet:
+  `0Well...They say the Dragon was very smart.
+  `%Halder:
+  `0Hey Violet...How 'bout going to the back room with me? Heh Heh!
+  `%Violet:
+  `0All you men are pigs!
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0Be nice Violet, or you can work elsewhere...
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Don't worry Violet, I hear there are some new warriors in town.
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0Ha...These new warriors are a dime a bakers dozen.

xtrn/lord/start2.lrd

+  `%Halder:
+  `0Good day fellow warriors.
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0Good day Halder...What have you been up to?
+  `%Barak:
+  `0He has probably been arguing with Turgon again. 
+  `%Halder:
+  `0Turgon is an idiot.  I should be at least a level 4 master.
+  `%Turgon:
+  `0Hello everyone...Violet, get me a a drink.. Halder, want to repeat that?
+  `%Violet:
+  `0::retrieves an Ale for Turgon::  Here you are, friend.
+  `%Halder:
+  `0<gulp> Er, I'm sorry Master Turgon...I was out of line.
+  `%Turgon:
+  `0You're forgiven my son... Thats why you are only a level 1 Master...
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0At least he isn't one of those new warriors is town...They are stupid!

xtrn/lord/start3.lrd

+  `%Violet:
+  `0Hey...Seth Able..Work is slow... Want to sing a song for me? 
+  `%Seth Able:
+  `0Sorry Violet... Uh...My throat is too dry. 
+  `%Violet:
+  `0No it's not!  You hate me!  Why?  Am I not beautiful?!
+  `%Seth Able:
+  `0Yes...You are very pretty.  But I don't like you in that way.
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Why not?!!  She is a babe!  Violet...How 'bout me, honey?
+  `%Violet:
+  `0No way!  You're a pig!
+  `%Seth Able:
+  `0I don't know Barak...  I just have not met the right girl yet.
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Violet...If it's the beard, I'll shave it!  Seth...Your crazy.
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0There are some new warriors in town, Seth...Maybe some women even.

xtrn/lord/start4.lrd

+  `%Aragorn:
+  `0Have you seen all those new wanna-be-warriors in town, guys?! 
+  `%Sparhawk:
+  `0No kidding... They will never get up to our levels. 
+  `%Aragorn:
+  `0They will never even beat Halder! Hahah...That makes them the weakest!
+  `%Halder:
+  `0Look, enough with the jokes guys... It's not my fault I am level one.
+  `%Sparhawk:
+  `0Yes it is... Because you are kind of scrawny and puny.
+  `%Violet:
+  `0Leave him alone guys.  Thats mean.
+  `%Turgon:
+  `0Yet true, my daughter.  I am level 12...So I know.
+  `%Aragorn:
+  `0Geez!  Someday I will be a level 12 warrior.
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0Only a level 12 Knight would have a chance against that Dragon...

xtrn/lord/start5.lrd

+  `%Violet:
+  `0Hey everyone.  Did you hear about that little boy Charles?
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0Yeah.  He is missing.  It's a shame.  He was so young.
+  `%Halder:
+  `0Someone has to do something about the Red Dragon!  
+  `%Aragorn:
+  `0Look... No one has seen the Red Dragon for 13 years.  It's not him.
+  `%Sparhawk:
+  `0Yes it is. He never died... He is out there.  Somewhere.
+  `%Halder:
+  `0Well lets find him!
+  `%Barak:
+  `0Fine.  You go slay the Dragon then, tough guy.
+  `%Halder:
+  `0Me?!?!  No way!   Let one of those new fools try it!  Haw!
+  `%Bartender:
+  `0A toast.. A toast to Charles and his mother and father.