More information must be gathered by Keyop.

Therefore, be it resolved:
Whereas more information is required,
Whereas such information cometh from log files,
Whereas this script should spew many messages into the logs,
The script shalt not cache any data for the time being, nor load
any cached data,
The script shall barf much data into the logs for purposes of
troubleshooting.

- King James III on the eve of his coronation, hand on bibble