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JavaScript port of Blue Adept's Piss-o-Rama

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[Piss-o-Rama]
1: Name Piss-o-Rama
2: Internal Code PISORAMA
3: Start-up Directory ../xtrn/pisorama
4: Command Line *../xtrn/knk/pisorama.js
5: Clean-up Command Line
6: Execution Cost None
7: Access Requirements
8: Execution Requirements
9: Multiple Concurrent Users Yes
10: Intercept Standard I/O No
11: Native (32-bit) Executable No
12: Use Shell to Execute No
13: Modify User Data No
14: Execute on Event No
15: Pause After Execution No
16: BBS Drop File Type None
17: Place Drop File In Node Directory
18: Time Options...
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/***************************************************************************
*Please Read! PLEASE READ! Please Read! PLEASE READ! Please READ!!@!!@ *
* *
* The Piss-O-Rama *
* Version 2.0 *
* *
* By: Dave Lahti a.k.a. The Blue Adept *
* *
* This is the Second version of the Piss-O-Rama, a favorite among *
* SysOps who aren't afraid to let people see a "bad word" on their board. *
* (And I say afraid literally. It is not a challenge to their machismo, *
* just that for some reason they can't handle the word.)This version is the*
* first to come out with Source Code. Version 1.0 was in Turbo Pascal, and *
* I ended up not liking the final product. You will find version 2 much *
* MORE enjoyable, I hope. Feel Free to send any comments or view the latest*
* in Piss-O-Rama upadates on my board. I hereby declare this software *
* TOTALLY public-domain. (Especially since I used skeleton.c!) *
* *
* The Blue Demesnes BBS *
* San Francisco, California *
* (415)-333-1982 *
* Node 4552 of WWIVnet (For Now....) *
***************************************************************************/
/*
* Actually, this is version 3.0... now in JS rather than C
* Translated by Stephen Hurd (aka: Deuce)
*/
var game_dir='.';
try { throw barfitty.barf(barf) } catch(e) { game_dir=e.fileName }
game_dir=game_dir.replace(/[\/\\][^\/\\]*$/,'');
game_dir=backslash(game_dir);
/* Now, the Piss-O-Rama variables... */
var dick_size=0, /* What kind of a punch he packs... */
arm_strength=0, /* Obvious, I hope */
will_power=0, /* How bad he wants to go */
beers=0, /* How many beers he has drank */
ptsleft=50; /* How many points left the user has */
function piss()
{
var phases=new Array("", "New", "Quarter", "Half", "Full");
var direcs=new Array("", "North", "South", "East", "West");
var speeds=new Array("", "Breeze", "Gust", "Gale", "Tsunami");
var sizes=new Array("", "Thimble", "2-Liter Bottle", "Gallon Milk-Jug", "55-Gallon Drum");
var attempt,
arc, /* The Arc which the user picks */
phase_of_moon, /* The Tidal effects on the piss-arc */
wind_direction, /* Hope you don't piss in the wind! */
wind_speed, /* If you are, hope it ain't going fast! */
temperature, /* The colder it is... */
bladder_size, /* How big the pouch be = pressure */
max_arc, /* Maximum Arc based on dicksize vs
* armstrength */
concentration, /* What's on your mind? */
playboy_factor, /* Random event causing physical disorder */
drunk, /* How drunk he is (affects aim) */
distance; /* How far */
for(attempt=0; attempt<=2; attempt++) {
phase_of_moon=random(4)+1;
wind_direction=random(4)+1;
wind_speed=random(4)+1;
temperature=random(100)+1;
bladder_size=random(4)+1;
max_arc = (arm_strength * 3) - (dick_size);
concentration = random(100) + 1;
playboy_factor = random(2);
drunk = (beers / 10);
printf("\r\n\r\n Status Screen For Attempt #%d\r\n\r\n", attempt + 1);
printf("Dick Size : %-7d Arm Strength : %-2d\r\n",dick_size, arm_strength);
printf("Will Power : %-7d Beers : %-2d\r\n", will_power, beers);
printf("Phase Of Moon : %-7s Wind Direction : %-5s\r\n", phases[phase_of_moon], direcs[wind_direction]);
printf("Temperature : %-7d Wind Speed : %-7s\r\n", temperature, speeds[wind_speed]);
printf("Concentration : %-7d Bladder Size : %-15s\r\n", concentration, sizes[bladder_size]);
if (max_arc < 0)
max_arc = 0;
do {
printf("\r\n\r\nEnter Arc [0-90] (Max Arc = %d) : ", max_arc);
arc=parseInt(console.getstr('', 2));
} while (isNaN(arc) || arc > max_arc || arc < 0);
distance = beers * 2;
if ((arc < 50) && (arc > 30)) {
distance += random(20);
} else {
distance -= random(20);
}
distance += will_power + beers;
if ((phase_of_moon == 3) || (phase_of_moon == 4)) {
distance -= random(20);
} else {
distance += random(20);
}
switch (wind_direction) {
case 1: /* North */
distance /= 5;
break;
case 2: /* South */
distance += wind_speed * 5;
break;
case 3: /* East */
case 4: /* West */
distance -= wind_speed * 3;
break;
}
if (temperature <= 60)
distance += (temperature / 2);
distance += bladder_size * 2;
distance += concentration / 10;
if (playboy_factor) {
write("\r\n\r\nSomeone threw a Playboy out on the field.");
write("\r\nYou get a stiffy. -30 your distance.\r\n\r\n");
distance -= 30;
}
drunk = beers * 2;
if (drunk >= 40) {
write("\r\n\r\nYou are really drunk, and it has affected your aim.");
write("\r\n -30 your distance.\r\n\r\n");
distance -= 30;
}
if (distance < 0)
distance = 1;
printf("\r\n\r\nYou Have Pissed %d meter(s). \r\n\r\n", distance);
var f=new File(game_dir+"best.pis");
var highscore;
if(f.exists) {
if(f.open("r")) {
highscore=f.iniGetObject(null);
f.close();
}
}
else {
highscore=new Object();
highscore.comment="Noone has beat the high score yet.";
highscore.oldscore=10;
highscore.oldname="The Blue Adept";
if(f.open("w+")) {
f.iniSetObject(null, highscore);
f.close();
}
}
if (distance > highscore.oldscore) {
write("\r\n\r\nYou Got The High Score!\r\n\r\n");
write("Please Enter A Comment:\r\n");
highscore.comment=console.getstr('',159);
if(user.name==undefined || user.name=='') {
write("Please Enter Your Name: ");
highscore.oldname=console.getstr('',40);
}
else
highscore.oldname=user.name;
highscore.oldscore=distance;
if(f.open("w+")) {
f.iniSetObject(null, highscore);
f.close();
}
}
write("\r\n\r\nCurrent High Score : \r\n");
printf("%s pissing in at %d meters!\r\n\r\n", highscore.oldname, highscore.oldscore);
printf("He had This to say about his victory:\r\n%s\r\n", highscore.comment);
console.pause();
}
}
function edit(ask)
{
write("[Enter #]: ");
var ret = parseInt(console.getstr('', 3));
if ((ret >= 0) && (ret <= ptsleft)) {
if(isNaN(ret))
ret=0;
ptsleft -= ret;
return (ret);
} else {
if ((ret < 0) && ((ret * -1) < ask)) {
ptsleft += (ret * -1);
return (ret);
} else {
writeln("");
return (0);
}
}
}
function mainmenu()
{
var ch;
var ab=false;
do {
console.clear();
writeln("");
writeln("");
write(" Piss-O-Rama - Main Menu\r\n\r\n");
printf(" Points Left : %d\r\n\r\n", ptsleft);
printf(" D)ick Size (Currently %-2d)\r\n", dick_size);
printf(" A)rm Strength (Currently %-2d)\r\n", arm_strength);
printf(" W)ill Power (Currently %-2d)\r\n", will_power);
printf(" B)eers (Currently %-2d)\r\n", beers);
write(" P)iss\r\n");
write(" I)nstructions\r\n");
write(" Q)uit to the BBS\r\n\r\n");
write("Your Command : ");
ch = console.getkeys("QIPBWAD");
switch (ch) {
case 'Q':
ab = true;
break;
case 'D':
write("\r\n\r\nInput Integer to Add to Dick Size. (negative to subtract)\r\n");
dick_size += edit(dick_size);
break;
case 'A':
write("\r\n\r\nInput Integer to Add to Arm Strength. (negative to subtract)\r\n");
arm_strength += edit(arm_strength);
break;
case 'W':
write("\r\n\r\nInput Integer to Add to Will Power. (negative to subtract)\r\n");
will_power += edit(will_power);
break;
case 'B':
write("\r\n\r\nInput Integer to Add to Beers. (Negative to subtract)\r\n");
beers += edit(beers);
break;
case 'P':
piss();
ab = true;
break;
case 'I':
write("\r\n\r\n Instructions for Piss-O-Rama");
write("\r\n\r\n");
write(" Ok, in this game, the object is to piss as far as you can. There are\r\n");
write(" several factors which can alter your performance. Four of them are\r\n");
write(" configurable by you. They are:\r\n");
write("\r\n");
write(" Dick Size - The heavier the meat, the more punch it packs.\r\n");
write(" Arm Strength - If less than dick size, you won't get a good arc.\r\n");
write(" Will Power - How bad you need/want to go.\r\n");
write(" Beers - The more you drink, the more you gotta go. Be careful,\r\n");
write(" it can affect your aim.\r\n");
write(" Arc - The Arc you choose to piss at.\r\n");
writeln("");
console.pause();
writeln("");
write(" Now, there are several features which are random on every try , of\r\n");
write(" which you get three per run. They are:\r\n");
writeln("");
write(" Phase of the moon - The tidal effects on your urination.\r\n");
write(" Wind Direction - Hope you aren't pissing in the wind.\r\n");
write(" Wind Speed - If you are, hope it isn't blowing hard.\r\n");
write(" Temperature - The colder it is, the worse you have to go.\r\n");
write(" Bladder Size - Bigger Bladder = More Pressure.\r\n");
write(" Concentration - Is your mind on this, or how badly you have to go #2?\r\n");
write(" Playboy Factor - A Random event causing a physiological disorder.\r\n");
write(" Drunkeness - Depends on the Beers variable, and can affect aim.\r\n");
writeln("");
writeln("");
write(" You start out with 50 points, so use them wisely.\r\n");
writeln("");
writeln("");
writeln("");
console.pause();
break;
}
} while (!ab);
}
/*
* If we're running under jsexec, fake it!
*/
if(this.console==undefined) {
console=new Object();
console.clear=function() { write("\x0c"); };
console.getstr=function(dflt, maxlen) {
return(readln().substr(0,maxlen));
};
console.pause=function() {
write("[Hit Enter]");
readln();
write("\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b\b \b");
};
console.getkeys=function(str) {
var ret;
str=str.toUpperCase();
while(1) {
ret=readln().toUpperCase();
if(ret.length > 1)
continue;
if(str.indexOf(ret)!=-1)
return(ret);
}
};
console.attributes=0;
console.write=function(str) {
/* Strip CTRL-A, ANSI, and CTRL characters except tab, \r, and \n */
write(str.replace(/\x01./g,'').replace(/\x1b\[[\x30-\x3f]*[\x20-\x2f]*[\x40-\x7e]/g,'').replace(/[\x00-\x06\x0b\x0e-\x1f]/g,''));
}
console.writeln=function(str) {
/* Strip CTRL-A, ANSI, and CTRL characters except tab, \r, and \n */
writeln(str.replace(/\x01./g,'').replace(/\x1b\[[\x30-\x3f]*[\x20-\x2f]*[\x40-\x7e]/g,'').replace(/[\x00-\x06\x0b\x0e-\x1f]/g,''));
}
}
console.clear();
writeln("");
writeln("");
writeln("");
write(" As you pull down your zipper, you enter....\r\n\r\n");
write(" The Piss-O-Rama!\r\n");
write(" Version 2.0\r\n\r\n");
write(" By: The Blue Adept #1@4552\r\n\r\n\r\n");
console.pause();
mainmenu();
console.clear();
writeln("");
writeln("");
write("Thanks for Playing the Piss-O-Rama!\n\n");
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